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Fuck diminishing returns.

Fuck legitimate EB ceiling.

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Ridiculous.
Ly Awesome.

My brother was so impressed he threatened legal action.

@SeanP
Six-year Egg, Inc. veteran

I submitted my EBEB-generated EB to Discord and got banned. Still worth it though.

@1337h4x0rwannabe
CEO, CTO, COO and CFO of his parents’ basement

Not sure why I’m featured in the testimonials section.
EBEB? What the hell’s that.
Egg, Inc.? Never heard of it.
In fact I’m not even a real person.

@fake.account
A real person, despite their claim otherwise

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